dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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