when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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