AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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