so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
either way he was missing a nipple.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Randomize
