Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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