is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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