forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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