So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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