I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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