Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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