so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
How's work?
Spinning.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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