There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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