Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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