The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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