ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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