I just made out with a guy for $7.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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