I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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