i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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