I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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