Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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