He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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