she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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