mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
