Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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