hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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