i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
