ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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