oh god the rape fog is back!
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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