Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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