i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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