Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I lost the right to judge tonight
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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