Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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