Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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