I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
