Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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