dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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