Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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