Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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