our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
They are going to name an STD after you.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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