hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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