Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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