How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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