1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
dude i'm inner monologue high
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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