he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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