No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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