Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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