looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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