I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We were destined to go to rehab together
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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