I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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