i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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