I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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